My brother Matthew

Me: Hey matt! How was school?
Matt: Boring.
Me: You always say that. Come on, something interesting must've happened!
Matt: Nope, nothin'.
Me: Oh that's too bad.
Matt: Yeah. I dropped my toy in the sewer today.
Me: Why didn't you go get it?
Matt: Brittany! STOP WITH THE INTERROGATION ALREADY! I had a bad day! Leave me alone! And give me kool-aid!
(My brother's seven and he already bosses me around and has a broader vocabulary than me. I'm a winner. NOT.)

be my star*